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just wondering

the biggest FUCKING lie of ALL time. If anyone ever says "just wondering" you have the right to black mail and interrogate that son of a bitch until you uncover the truth. ESPECIALLY if it's about someone you might like.
Do you like *****
Umm not really? Why?
Just wondering
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by ASDFGHKL April 11, 2018
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wandering vagina

1. The condition resulting from an untreated case of restless vagina syndrome. The vagina, at first restless, becomes so dissatisfied that it wanders in search of more amenable conditions.

2. A small town in Manitoba, Canada.
1. When her boyfriend didn't take it seriously, Jill's RVS developed into raging case of wandering vagina. Thankfully, her condition was easily treated by some deep dicking.

2. I entered Wandering Vagina in the middle of the afternoon on an August day; the heat was unbearable.
by Tukwi April 26, 2010
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wondering

I have a wondering about that.
by katsmada January 27, 2003
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Wandering Nipple

This is similar to a wandering eye, but applies to nipples. With a wandering eye, one eye looks in one direction, while the other, for unknown reasons, looks in another direction. With a wanering nipple, one nipple points in one direction and the other nipple is not similarly directionally aligned. This usually results from a bad boob job.
Man, she had a wandering nipple. I didn't know where to look. I think she must have had a botched tit job.
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Just wondering

Bad excuse to cover their true intention. Although it's easy to acknowledge that they are "just wondering," people use this phrase all the time for cretinous reason. I don't know.
(Ingame, random chat from game friend): Just wondering how old are you? Just wondering, really...
by donassumygender October 15, 2019
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Wandering Spirit

Welcome to the Spirit that is Wandering discord, or also know as WhaleShit, here we have meaningful conversations such as, is kanye have 23 nip? And, are u an fur frend uwu? Welcome, and enjoy your stay at the official WhaleShit discord server.
by o0Triste0o June 9, 2019
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Stevie Wondering

The act of looking hideously upward whilst swaying and grooving to an unknown orchestra in the sky.
Stevie Wondering has many practical applications such as:

-Marking coordinates for a mortar strike
-Signaling cargo vessels into port
-Recieving interstellar radio transmissions
-Controlled demolition of uninhabited buildings
-Performing cesarian section procedures
-Triggering lasers at Pink Floyd concerts
-Adjusting spark timing on internal combustion engines
-Tuning pianos
-Cleaning skyscraper windows
-Navigating your way through a labyrinth
-Telepathically commanding squirrels to do your dirty work
-Triggering avalanches
-Removing stains on leather upholstery
-Measuring tire pressure
-Analysing exhaust emissions
-Causing the heads of clowns to spontaneously rupture
-Instantly solving complex algebraic equations
-Causing large bridges to oscillate at a specific resonant
frequency
-Heating large vats of cooking oil quickly and painfully
-Replacing lightbulbs on radio communications towers
-Consulting with the rain?
-Prepping automobiles for paint
-Chiseling birthday cards into slates
-Constructing massive heated beaver dams for your family to live in
-Steam distilling large amounts of drinking water
-Pumping sludge from basement sinkholes

-And above all, playing one hell of a piano groove
by ellsworthtoohey August 3, 2012
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