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Wagner Time

Being 100-1000% later than every stated time arrival. A mental illness that creates a black-hole like time warp in ones mind that creates the illusion that you drive a fucking Delorean and can somehow bend the space-time continuum and travel at impossible speeds to reach stated destinations.
Hey, I gotta run to Menomonie, WI. Then St Paul. Then Stillwater. Then North Saint Paul. Then back to Menomonie. I'll meet you at the bar in 10 minutes, Wagner Time motherflower.
by Mnknockoutkid September 4, 2010
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rusty washer

When you are having anal sex, aka butt sex and get poo dick, then put it in her vagina, in a circular motion like a washing machine to get it clean.
Gross, I got poo on mah dick! I better give this bitch a rusty washer to clean that shit off.
by TheOriginalDirtyD March 30, 2015
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Romero's Wager

The principle that being prepared for impending zombie apocalypse is the safer bet than not being prepared, as the loss if one is incorrect is minuscule in relation to the reward if one is correct.
"Dude? Why do you have a chainsaw and a sawed-off in your umbrella stand?"

"Romero's Wager, man."
by CaptainScorpio April 12, 2009
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Pascal's Wager

Fallacious argument trotted out by religious believers, particularly in the Judeo-Christian tradition, in favour of belief in divinity. The argument goes as follows: you may either believe in God or not, and he may or may not actually exist. If you believe in him, it is irrelevant if he doesn't exist (and by extension there is no afterlife), while if he does you are offered a place in the light eternal. If you don't believe in him, then if you are right it is irrelevant to your metaphysical fate and if you are wrong you will go to Hell. Therefore you might as well believe in him ... what do you have to lose?

Leaving aside the pettiness the argument ascribes to a supposedly all-loving and all-powerful God who has supposedly gifted us with some of the finest intellects on the planet, the problem with the argument is that it ignores the fact that a life lived in the firm belief in a supernatural entity is likely to be different from one lived in the acceptance that there is no such being. Belief in God seldom comes on its own, but as part of the package offered by a formal religion. As such, it frequently involves the acceptance of taboos and fears that have nothing to do with the rational or the physical world, and that are liable to crush any hope that many people may have for happiness it what may well be the only life they will ever know. Arguably it is shameful to give over what are likely the finest minds to have evolved in billions of years of life on Earth to such malarkey. Furthermore, there is of course the small matter expounded by that great religious thinker, Homer J. Simpson, in the well-known Simpson Rebuttal.
Pascal's Wager is a fallacious wager.
by Fearman February 23, 2008
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wagnerian

A person who is a fan of the classical composer Richard Wagner (like you say Beatlemaniac for someone who is a fanatic of The Beatles). May also be wagnerite.
Person: I am a Wagnerian because I like Ride of the Valkyries because it was used in Apocalypse Now by the director who made the Godfather-
Other person: Um... any other pieces by Wagner?
Person: Uh...
by Seyasoya May 21, 2018
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wagner highschool

a school where half of its sucidal the other half is horny and the school is full of wanna be’s who wanna be the next lil pump and smoke fake tanks in the lockers and then to top it all of the most popular kid in the school’s name has same first and last name
yo don’t fw her bro she go to Wagner highschool
by joey😭 August 18, 2019
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chloe wagner

Most beautiful girl who will make your heart melt when you see her. She is brown haired with brown eyes and you can’t help but being friends with her. She is caring and outgoing and kinda sneaky
Guy: did you see that Chloe Wagner girl

Other: ya she was looking good
by Bdd the king November 11, 2018
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