Waggle My Wiggle

Usually used most in against or to describe the feared and infamous Toe Shwiggler

Guy 1: "hey Alan my big toe feels wet, what the hell!!!"

Alan: "WAGGLE MY WIGGLE"

EXAMPLE 2

Guy 1: "MY PARROTS PREGNANT!!!"

Guy 2: WAGGLE MY WIGGLE

by hyperchicken licking September 20, 2023

Waggles

Whenever you go and eat at the wagoner dining hall of UMCW, you’ll get a butterfly effect called the waggles. For some, it’s sheer pain and torture on the toilet, for others, you might just feel unwell. Either way, you got the waggles.

Ahh fuck, it’s sunday again and fisher’s closed! Guess it’s time to enjoy my waggles, from wagoner.

by Johnny Sin September 29, 2021

Waggle

A group of three or more WAGs, dressed in athletic wear, walking in unison and talking simultaneously.

1. The Waggle was walking three wide along the path, oblivious to anyone trying to pass by.

2. The approaching Waggle could be heard before seen

3. The Waggle were striding in perfect unison in their matching LuLuLemon leisure wear

by Katie Braybrock July 31, 2021

tit waggle

A term used in road rage; calling someone an idiot

that person was such a tit waggle at the last light.

by FuzzyFlawed June 10, 2023

Waggle dog

A insanely compressed image of a dog in the website of the waggle online ela math program

"yo bro I put waggle dog on my tiktok and it compressed the text"

by Zipzaped December 5, 2025