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Easter Waffle Stomp

On Easter or the week of , you take an Easter basket or a strainer/colander and shit in it. You then leave it on the pillow next to your one-night stand or partner (if you're feeling risky) and stomp/smash it through onto the pillow. When they wake up in the morning, you wait for their reaction.
My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so i took revenge and gave her a easter waffle stomp on easter morning.
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Waffle stomp

The nice warm feeling of a big turd being crushed into the shower drain
I just did a waffle stomp right when I got into the shower
by Big balls 97 February 9, 2022
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Waffle stomp

To Defecate in a Shower cubicle, then proceed to push the excrement down the drain
George was late for work, and he had a decision to make either Relieve himself or have a shower; I thought came to him, why not do both. as he took his fat sloppy shit, while showing he thought to himself, thank God for waffle stomping.
by Charles Montague November 22, 2023
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Waffle Stomp a Corn Dog

The act of pooping in the shower and then having to stomp it down the waffle drain opening.
John lost control of his bowels in the shower and ended up having to waffle stomp a corn dog.
by JPOnslaught November 20, 2022
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Waffle Stomping

The act of using your foot to smush excrement through a shower drain.
“Dude, I showed my girlfriend how I do the Waffle Stomping trick and she found it awesome!”
by Dilsers May 31, 2021
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Waffle stomp

Grinding a load of semen into the shower drain
After I was done blessing your shower, I kindly waffle stomped my baby batter down the drain, like a good dad.
by Sex_g August 27, 2020
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wisconsin waffle stomp

When you perform anilingus on someone in the shower then use your foot to push their feces down the shower drain
Samantha begged me to perform the ole Wisconsin Waffle Stomp last night. Thankfully we installed the 2 inch drain in the shower.
by Gordon Keith's Butler December 3, 2023
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