Person 1: Oh yeah, watch me lay my eggs. Now you go and hunt some mid-sized mammals for us to eat while I protect the nest from opportunistic egg thieves.
Person 2: Ugh, I wish you'd told me you were a velociraptor before I brought you home.
Person 2: Ugh, I wish you'd told me you were a velociraptor before I brought you home.
by VeryMysteriousStranger March 12, 2019
Get the Velociraptor mug.Short for Jurassic Park Velociraptor, this is either a Velociraptor that is actual from JP or one clearly more based on JP than anything science has said. Notable features of most JP Velociraptors include having few or no feathers, pronated hands, being bizarrely large for Velociraptor, slit crocodilian eyes, and an inaccurate skull shape.
"I got really excited for this new dinosaur movie that got announced but all the velociraptors were JP velociraptors," "Aw, that sucks,"
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Get the Velociraptor mug.When velociraptor's come back to life and start to bust a move (Also known as doing a very silly dance)
OH YEAH! WOOHOO IT'S VELOCIRAPTOR TIME! *velociraptor's start busting a move* (Also known as doing a very silly dance)
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Get the IT'S VELOCIRAPTOR TIME! mug.A species of animal that roamed all the way back in the Cretaceous Era. Their bodies were only 6-ft long and around 3-ft tall, but I’m leaning more towards Michael Crichton’s and Steven Spielberg’s raptors. These were intelligent pack hunters, able to communicate with each other via vocal commands like a bark or a trill. They had a long sharp dagger of a claw on their middle toe that they used to pry their catch open.
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Get the Velociraptor mug.A species of Maniraptoran Theropod datimg back to 70 million years ago, They are known for their quick speed, small stature, and a feathered body resembleling that of a hawk
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