Valian

Valian is someone u call when they try to act like a gangster/gangbanger/thug just because they listen to rap music

Dude, stop acting like a thug, ur being such a Valian

by BoonkGangWholeLottaGangShit June 15, 2018

vagillion

A number equaling roughly 3.1 billion or the world female population.

"Hey buddy, forget about her. There are like a vagillion other girls out there!"

by Dannyboy July 2, 2004

Fuck Vail

The worst ski company that is overpriced and overvisited.

Dumbass: hey want to go to vail??
Normal Person: no. Fuck Vail.

by vailisnotcool March 30, 2021

Vagildo

1. A dildo with a vagina end, so a male and a female can interact in sexual relations without transferring body fluids. This is a great way to have sex with your lover without transmitting, Herpes, AIDs, HIV, Death, Super Herpes, The Clap, Gonorrhea, BPS (Burning Penis Syndrome), and Oh Shit my Vagniaites. Also can be used if your lover has a small penis or incredibly loose vagina resembling the sand monster from Star Warz. Specifically useful for Catholics, Asians, and abstinent idiots.

2. An extremely offensive insult.

1. Man, I'm so happy my small penised boy friend who happens to have all sorts of STD's got a Vagildo. Now we can have sex without care!

2. YOU'RE SUCH A VAGILDO. (use capital letters to emphasize the strength of your voice)

3. This Vagildo is Tail Gate Tested and Tail Gate Approved!

by Captain Ghostbuster November 12, 2009

Wet Vagilly

Similar to a wet willy except that instead of licking your finger to get it wet, you stick it in a woman's vagina to get your finger lubricated. Then you stick your finger in her ear like a wet willy.

I was rolling around naked with my girlfriend, and then all of a sudden she said she didn't feel like having sex. I was pissed, so I stuck my finger in her coochie and quickly gave her a wet vagilly to teach her a lesson.

by The Green Hornet October 27, 2008

Validation Fest

The art by which people get dressed up and go to nightclubs and pretend not to be noticed only to secretly be in desperate need for acceptance and validation

girls dressing like sluts, guys trying to talk to girls - they are all seeking approval and its nothing but a validation fest

by maniacswin February 24, 2010

vajillain

Anything that is a villain of the vagina.
Eg. Yeast, bacterial vaginosis, stds, uncomfortable dildoes
Or a jerk

"Hey baby..wanna get it on tonite?"
"Sorry lover, I've got a bread vajillain..."

Or

"Oooh snap! Check out the a$$ on that crumpet!! I'm gonna be chillin like a vajillain later"

by cdafox April 13, 2010