My Bloody Valentine

The fathers/mother/lesbian aunt of shoegaze music, they steadily increased in greatness until disappearing after their 1991 album "Loveless." They are due to release a new album this year, unless Kevin Shields decides it isn't too late to douche out again.

It appears I will outlive the My Bloody Valentine hiatus, after all.

by UrbaneBill January 27, 2008

valentine's day

1. an evil "holiday" that is a big crock.

2. a day where people who are single and hating it and recently divorced people are depressed becausing of the glamourization of "love".

3. also known as single's awareness day.

Retailers are excited about Valentine's Day because it will generate more profit.

I'm going to be so depressed on Valentine's Day.

For Valentine's Day me and my single friends are going to go out, try to have fun, and get drunk.

by Marcy January 29, 2004

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine is a pro-wrestler who was popular in the 70s and 80s. His nickname comes from when an opponent tries to re-enter the ring. Once they are up on the apron, Valentine would turn them around to face the crowd and bring a smashing fist and forearm down on their chest (Not from the elbow smash he also made popular.) Valentine is a second generation wrestler. Career highlights include breaking Chief Jay Strongbow's leg with the "figure four leg lock," gaining the Intercontinental Championship from Tito Santana, and being tag team champs with Brutus Beefcake.

"Yo, did you see Greg "The Hammer" Valentine beat down Roddy Piper, damn!"

by Steve788 November 28, 2006

valentines

the day of fornication and depression

today is valentines and my boyfriend dumped me.

by ushray February 13, 2009

Valentine's Day

1: A marketing ploy designed to create the expectation between couples that they will buy useless, overpriced "gifts" for one another that will be quickly forgotten the day afterward.
2: A cruel, vicious holiday designed to mock single people and remind them of just how lonely they are.

1: My girlfriend got pissed 'cuz I didn't get her some shit for Valentine's Day.
2: Valentines Day makes me want to crawl in a hole and die.

by Gazuga April 22, 2004

Valentines Slut

A girl who has many Valentines, even though she may be in a committed relationship.

Alex: Hey Miranda, I know things are rough, but do you wanna hang out Valentines day?

Miranda: I would love to, but I'm seeing so many other guys on Valentines day!

Alex: Ouch, Valentines Slut.

by Fap2life February 26, 2011

my valentine

Someone you like but have not yet done anything about it yet. Valentine's Day is the perfect day to take it to the next level and spoil them maybe even take them out.

You're my Valentine.

by Keon roucinwj October 6, 2016