Vietnamese Monkey

A way to call a Vietnamese person Stupid / Retarded or mentally unsafe
by sour_man_Noah August 18, 2020
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Vietnamese Swordfight

When two males have a "swordfight" with their penis' whilst dressed as a ninjas
Tom:Fancy a vietnamese swordfight??
Jerome:Yeh sure, i'l just get the ninja outfits
Tom:Oh goody ;)
by Franksy3 May 12, 2009
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vietnamese breakfast

When you put a funnel into a vagina insert cracked eggs, fucc the ho and nut there. The eggs catch ur seed and you beat that fucc out em and make an omlet and feed da bitch.
Damn I gave dat dirty bish an Vietnamese breakfast with my step dad!
by Cabbage johnson September 5, 2017
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vietnamese cucumber

when you fuck a vietnamese chick with a cucmber !
Sean works at the grocery store, Mai Lynn likes his vietnamese cucumber.
by the Bukkake Boyz September 24, 2011
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Vietnamese Girl

A girl who is born in Vietnamese ethnicity. Vietnamese girls are typically smart and beautiful and family oriented. Vietnamese girls are not gold -digger , compared to others in Asia countries like Korea or China. Vietnamese girls like to cook for their man.
Who is that girl ?
She is a Vietnamese girl I just dated, she is very nice
by motomata January 10, 2012
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Vietnamese Roulette

The sexual version of Russian Roulette:

There are six Vietnamese masseuses. Five female, one male.
The contestant is blindfolded and jerked off by one of the six. There is a 1 in 6 chance that the bloke will jerk him off. However, he wont know if its a male or female until after he cums and takes off his blindfold.

Find out you've just cummed to a guy jerking you off it like getting a bullet in your head.
When we played Vietnamese Roulette, the six masseuses stood around the massage table like a six-gun with one round in one chamber. (one male, fives females). They walked around like musical chairs until the contestant said stop. The person standing in front of him got the duty of jerking him off.
by Sonoma Sterling April 3, 2011
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