Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. He’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. He’s a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. He’s a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because he’s known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.
New teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?
Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess
Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess
by Zayasexymfxoxo January 9, 2018
Get the Xavier Valentino Edwardsmug. Valentino is a rican dude who is like 5% black but nigga can’t leave his vocabulary he obviously want to be like ahviez because he steals her slang and he’s UNORIGINAL Valentino is also unknown but loves telling known people AKA Ahviez Bilzerian that is is not known when nobody knows who valentino is like what the FUCK is a valentino he can’t even afford the bag.
by weareviezsexual June 5, 2022
Get the valentino 0006mug. A very sexy, handsome, and smart well known man on discord.com. Attracts many discordian e girls & emotionally attaches them to himself.
by valentinoW June 5, 2022
Get the Valentinomug. by Giraffe400864 June 28, 2020
Get the Zara Valentinomug. by Rukiiluvs September 14, 2021
Get the Chino Valentinomug. * when introducing yourself to a girl, and she asks you for your name *
“What’s you’re name again?”
“Valentino, like the brand”.
“What’s you’re name again?”
“Valentino, like the brand”.
by John103749/61 November 21, 2021
Get the Valentinomug. by agagetgadaegdaaaaaaaggga March 16, 2022
Get the valentinomug.