Ungoogulous

The state of being unwilling to use Google to at least try to answer a question yourself.

John: Hey Hal, would you explain how to find clients for my new marketing agency?
Hal: What have you tried so far? What did Google say?
John: I haven't looked there.
Hal: Don't be ungoogulous. Try there first, then report back.

by rolypolyistaken March 5, 2023

Ungoogable

When you try to google someone or something and your search returns nothing

Try googling that bitch and see if you can find her! She’s ungoogable!

by MrsRevJack73016ifYaNasf February 19, 2025

Unhookerable

A person that wants to have sex for money, but is so ugly and or unapproachable that no person will pay her/him

Unhookerable is a person on a street corner trying to solicit sex for money, but never succeeds.

by Funnythoughts831 April 4, 2025

Ungoonably

Adult content that’s so horrendous whether it be the style or quality that you are unable to goon to it.

W: Hey goys chek out dis new japanese tentacle hentai yaoi buttsex doujin

A: What the fuck did you just say
B: Only one of those words are in the Talmud
A: Bro how do you get off to that, it’s ungoonably bad

W: Erm 2d is better than 3d

by anonymous August 9, 2025

Morally-ungoogleable

A google search that is so morally/ethically disturbing the you can not mentally prepare yourself for the results and you abandon or question your quest for dark knowledge/humanity.

Morally-ungoogleable search - "how many sleeping pills will it take to "NOT" kill the baby, yet make it sleep"

Morally-ungoogleable search - "How can my Mommy be my Auntie and My Daddy be my Grandpa... and why do I have 6 fingers and 8 toes.. makes it hard to count good"

by angry lil bird March 12, 2023