People who are unemployed and using the free time to have fun and explore new areas in their lives while they wait for their next job opportunity.
"Hey, man, I just love being funemployed now. I can have all day and night to enjoy my life and have fun, instead of working for The Man, you know."
-- overheard at a watercooler in a public library in Longmeadow, Massachusetts, June 29, 2009
-- overheard at a watercooler in a public library in Longmeadow, Massachusetts, June 29, 2009
by PRwiz101 July 3, 2009
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Hermina is funemployed, so after her workout on Wednesday morning, she went down to the beach and joined her other laid-off friends for a barbecue with margaritas and horseshoes.
by goo wyko February 5, 2009
Get the funemployed mug.When every posting for a job in a given field requires several years of experience, making it impossible to get a job in that field unless you already have one.
Even Applebee's won't hire a bartender who hasn't worked somewhere else for at least 2 years. This is an impenetrable unemployability paradox!
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The name given to the hours of tv when no one should be watching, namely 3am.
Obviously the name derives from the fact that anyone with a job or someone who attends school should be asleep and not watching the garbage that permeates the airways at these hours.
An interesting note to make is that during these hours, the likelihood of an error happening with a broadcast signal is infinitely more likely to happen.
First used by Rebeltaxi in his video “Top 10 Worst Animated Songs”
The name given to the hours of tv when no one should be watching, namely 3am.
Obviously the name derives from the fact that anyone with a job or someone who attends school should be asleep and not watching the garbage that permeates the airways at these hours.
An interesting note to make is that during these hours, the likelihood of an error happening with a broadcast signal is infinitely more likely to happen.
First used by Rebeltaxi in his video “Top 10 Worst Animated Songs”
P1: Damn bro u look tired af man
P2: Shit man I stayed up all night watching unemployment television.
P1: tf is unemployment television
P2: 3am tv, when people who have no lives watch tv. Its all shit anyways.
P2: Shit man I stayed up all night watching unemployment television.
P1: tf is unemployment television
P2: 3am tv, when people who have no lives watch tv. Its all shit anyways.
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"John, you're fired you jackass!"
(John smiles a crooked smile)
"What's wrong with you John?"
"Unemployment ecstasy despair, boss"
(John smiles a crooked smile)
"What's wrong with you John?"
"Unemployment ecstasy despair, boss"
by Cirdellin January 5, 2010
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When you lose your job and find yourself doing nothing but drinking and getting high all day and night. You know where all the good happy hour spots are. You fridge has nothing but beer and leftovers. You wake up hungover a lot and start drinking before 12. You begin to drunk dial your friends when they are at work.
Symptoms include but are not limited to:
not knowing what day it is
dehydration and nausea
day drunkeness
knowing a wide variety of bartenders
cliaming unemployment benefits and blowing it all at the bar
developing a high tolerance for booze
jealous friends
When you lose your job and find yourself doing nothing but drinking and getting high all day and night. You know where all the good happy hour spots are. You fridge has nothing but beer and leftovers. You wake up hungover a lot and start drinking before 12. You begin to drunk dial your friends when they are at work.
Symptoms include but are not limited to:
not knowing what day it is
dehydration and nausea
day drunkeness
knowing a wide variety of bartenders
cliaming unemployment benefits and blowing it all at the bar
developing a high tolerance for booze
jealous friends
Dude, whats wrong with Sarah and Joel? Its only 2pm and they are fucking wasted!
Eh, dont worry they'll be all right, they just have a really bad case of the unemployment disease.
They should get better when they find jobs again.
Eh, dont worry they'll be all right, they just have a really bad case of the unemployment disease.
They should get better when they find jobs again.
by super sarah tc February 28, 2009
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To go along with the pretense of the unemployed, bureaucrats usually try to get peeps to call the Unemployment Office the opposite of what it is, with euphemisms such as Employment Development Department, in California.
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