The Ultimate Showdown (Of Ultimate Destiny)

an amazing song. if you know the lyrics by heart, you will get all the bitches.

Kyle: "hey, did you hear about chad's performance yesterday of The Ultimate Showdown (Of Ultimate Destiny)?

Mike:"yeah, bro got all the rizz and got a bunch of bitches after!"

by Lemon-Demon May 2, 2023

The ULTIMATE solution to the hobo "problem"

The very hammer used by Martha Stewart to slaughter countless of defensless Hobos during the late 1990's

Dude, if you dont shut the fuck up, imma whip out the ULTIMATE solution to the hobo "problem" until you are no more then a bloody puddle of mush

by C-Dogg 666 March 13, 2004

Ultimate spew

Ultimate spewing (also known as the triple threat) is the theoretical situation in which a person sees or hears so upsetting that he defecates, vomits, and urinates instantly. Theoretically if someone sees another person ultimate spew that person then ultimate spews the other person then ultimate spews causing a chain reaction.

In reality no one knows what would happen to a person who is having a triple threat. So much pressure may be put on the bowels it may cause serious internal injury.

So my girlfriend broke up with me and then I ultimate spewed all over her. She looked at me for like three seconds then ultimate spewed. Her dad was in the next room and came in to see what was going on, and when he saw both of us he had a triple threat of his own. I’m now no longer allowed to get within 100 feet of any member of the family.

by The Negro Ninja June 11, 2006

Ultimate Sanchez

During intercourse the male inserts his entire fist into his own anus and punches the woman (or man) in the mouth.

Colin - "Dude I totally Ultimate Sanchezed that bitch, Fallon last night!"

Chad - "Did she die??"

Colin - " Yeah so I made do with what I could after ward."

Chad - "Maaaaaaan we need to go"

by bacon4lyfe November 23, 2011

ultimate sit-up

To tell one of your friends to try and do the hardest sit up. Place a towel over there eyes and hold it tight to the ground. While there struggling to get up have another person pull down there pants exposing there ass. The ass will be over the person doing the sit-up's face. Pull the towel away and the sit-up persons face should shoot up straight into the buthole of the person.

Imm finna call Jerry up and have him do the ultimate sit-up. Make sure you dont whipe your ass.

by Joey Anrom December 17, 2007

ultimate sex goddess

My girlfriend

My girlfriend is an ultimate sex goddess.

by IloveTHEultimatesexgoddess April 11, 2017

Ultimate Sacrifice

The Ultimate Sacrifice is an extremely patriotic & heroic devotion to one's country, particularly in the United States of America. The Ultimate Sacrifice is what you make of it, but generally it is on an extreme level, exceeding that of death.

"If you want the definition of patriotism & an example of the Ultimate Sacrifice, play Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater."
-me

by Dave November 21, 2004