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Twitterfaded

1)the state of being/or state of relationship when the warm fuzzies cease.

2) the flighty exciting feeling you get when you think about/see the object of your affection is now gone.

3) romantically deflated (i.e.: it's over)

4) the opposite of Twitterpated
After years of dating Dave, Jan realized the fuzzies were gone; the excitement she once felt had mellowed into mild acceptance leaving her twitterfaded.
by Walter Winters October 4, 2009
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twiterpated

To become infatuated with, or crazy in love with. Butterflies in stomach are optional.
"She killed so many men because he was twiterpated with their cocks, because she wanted one herself"
by Tabby May 17, 2004
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twittergasm

When a twat keeps tweeting about the same thing over and over. Oh, Oh, Oh!
That weather twat is having a twittergasm about the bad weather coming.
by GoingLikeSixty April 2, 2009
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Twitterbate

(v) To tweet one's self. To send one's self tweets on Twitter.

(n) Twitterbation
@SoccerMom1979 Twitterbated by sending the following tweet to herself: "@SoccerMom1979 Don't forget to pick up the kids!"
by BethCagnol June 29, 2011
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twitterpated

a woman so horny she is wet to below her knees
Every time the dark haired attendant smiled at her she was instantly twitterpated.
She couldn't drink tequila because she knew it would make her horny, and if she had 2 she would become twitterpated.
by cold clear light April 4, 2015
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Twatterpated

Similar in definition as "Twitterpated" save for the focus on one particular female body-part.
Me: "Man, her face is ass nasty, but I get all twatterpated once those pants come off!"
You: *gag*
by Wohly Chim Chim March 29, 2008
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Twitterette's Syndrome

Variant of Tourette's Syndrome which manifests itself solely through compulsive, repetitive, ignorant and inflammatory Tweets.
I'm sure we can avoid catastrophic trade wars if we just explain to the rest of the world that {POTUS} has Twitterette's Syndrome.
by Mr. Surly January 30, 2017
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