neck tufts

The tiny tufts of fuzzy hair that grows on the back of John's neck in two spots.

The neck tufts on John's neck are adorable, but he's still an asshole, a really big one.

by Kreepy_Krystal September 20, 2005

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tufts standard

the point of sinking so low that you begin to find short, unattractive men attractive because there is simply no other option. much like a syndrome or a plague, it overwhelms and sickens the female population. side effects include low self esteem, loss of sex drive the inability to look oneself in the mirror after realizing the one that you hooked up with is actually a gnarled hobbit, fatigue, nausea,and dry mouth. Please contact Health Services for help if you believe you are at risk or suffering from this devastating affliction.

Did you see the guy **** hooked up with last night?

I think she may be exhibiting the early symptoms of Tufts standards. I heard it's like Rickets!

by Another Dissatisfied Student April 20, 2009

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tutus

{tū-tūs}
Frilly armpit, insult

A: Hey Jimmy, heard u lost that game today
J: Yeah whatever u obnoxious tutus

by RandomPerson3 January 8, 2017

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tufts

School that rejects top applicants because it realizes top applicants are unlikely to enroll. This is also known as "Tufts Syndrome."

I got rejected at Tufts, but I don't care because I am going to Harvard.

Person A: You go to Tufts?
Person B: Yah. I got rejected everywhere else.
Person A: That sucks.

by tuftsadcom May 15, 2006

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