turkish elephant

When a man pulls his penis out of his zipper, and then pulls his pockets out of his pants and flaps them.

John asked Mary if she wanted to feed his turkish elephant a peanut. Boy was Mary surprised to see his turkish elephant.

by amanda t. August 8, 2006

Turkish Steamroom

When you fart in the car and roll up the windows. Similar to the "Dutch Oven"

It was a long road trip and the wife wouldn't shut up so I gave her a Turkish Steamroom

by Sugarjay November 18, 2005

Turkish Leafblower

When a male or female takes a dump on their partners chest during sex or any other time and forcefully piss the poop off of their body.

No need for an example of a turkish leafblower. Desciption is all in the definition.

by makebelieve123 July 27, 2010

Turkish Offroader

The act of squatting on the side of the road and taking a shit. This is usually only necessary while driving if there is no toilet for miles and you really need to take a shit.

"The nearest toilet is 30 minutes away, guess I need to take a Turkish Offroader."

by BBone224 October 15, 2018

turkish waterfall

When one guy is taking a dump and another guy pisses between his legs.

Alex and Kevin were in a hurry to get to Atlantic City so they had to do a turkish waterfall.

by ChingyKing5000 June 17, 2007

turksmeister

The master of gaming turkeys

'I hear l337m0n is the server's turksmeister'

by LeGIt July 16, 2003

turkish handie

When a woman forces her fist into a man rectum while sucking his cock and playing with his balls.

I heard Bill got a Turkish handie last night. ( what's that) well Ellen shoved her fist into Bills ass while sucking his cock and playing with his balls. .. . Bill is so lucky.

by show time January 13, 2015