Curtie Turdy

The best goddamn turd there ever was.
Wow, did you see that hottie? What a Curtie Turdy!
by Curtie Turdy May 07, 2014
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Creamy turdy whirly

An act during sexual intercourse in the doggystyle position, an act committed while a girl is dropping a log at the same time as having a creampie
by Mr.limerita June 30, 2016
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turdy

A person who loves eating shit, talks about his turd randomly in conversations, how he had diarrhea this morning, etc.

No matter what, he would usually bring up this topic of turds in every single possible scenario.
Larry: So as I was saying, I think it's best if we invest on....
Garry: I shat my pants 20 minutes ago after eating tacobell before heading here, and my turd looked like a dildo shoved up my ass, and I was thinking on eating it, so that I can recycle nutrients

Larry: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TURDY
by The_Senor July 12, 2023
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Turdi

codename for a male mate/Boyfriend acting like a rediculously jelous control freak.
You go out with your friends and your boyfriend calls you 15 times within the next 2 minutes. You finally answer the phone and he's freaking out because your not hanging out with him. You hang up because your fed up with his rediculousness and talk to your friends.

You: OMG! Turdi will not leave me the fuck alone!

Boy: Just don't pick up to Turdi!!

....Unfortuantely this is a real life example.
by Ikkinikki420 October 27, 2011
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TURDIS

TURDIS is an acronym for: Totally Useless Restroom Disappearing Into Space.
The public restroom looking like TARDIS appearing in Goat Simulator: Waste Of Space is named TURDIS
TURDIS

Totally Useless Restroom Disappearing Into Space
-goat simulator when turdis is found the first time
by UN|kn|OWN May 29, 2019
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verty turdy

When you shit take a shit but the turd stands straight up. Short for “vertical turd”
I just shit out verty turdy and it was touching the rim of the bowl!
by turdburgaler69 June 15, 2023
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Turdy Water

The act of blending strawberries and root beer together.
Me and Zoe shared a turdy water last night.
by ASIANNNNN🦖🦕 June 21, 2020
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