tuesday

a sarky way of saying you're not going to do something is to say you'll do it on a tuesday, or if something is stupid or unbelievable is happening it's tuesday.

"Are you going to go to church?" "Aye, I'll go there on a tuesday"

or

Hollyoaks is a pure tuesday

by S.e.a.n. December 27, 2006

Tuesday

Greeting such as aloha or goodbye. Kind of like saying "how you doin"

John: tuesday Bill
Bill" tuesday

by Gus Scott November 10, 2005

tuesday

When used as an adjective to describe one's dejected mood and despondency two days after the end of the weekend. Especially if one has partied all weekend using chisel and become sculptured.

Question:"How do you feel today?"
Answer:"A bit tuesday."

by ashteroid November 08, 2006

tuesday

The nicer way of phrasing the word cunt. Derived from the long saying see you next Tuesday.

Ahh man I hate that guy over there! Hes such a Tuesday.

by Dwayam March 05, 2009

Tuesdaying

The Act of calling in sick to work on a Tuesday with the goal of making the week seem far shorter.

"Theres no way i can work a full week I'm totally Tuesdaying it!"

by Tuesdaying October 28, 2008

Tuesday

Only on Tuesdays some scary people get to do gay things, stalk people, nut and do other gay things. Be careful to survive Tuesdays because anything can happen.

Be careful Cole it’s Tuesday and you know how Logan is on Tuesdays!

by Loli Police Jad May 22, 2019

Tuesday

The only day of the week where straight people bring out their inner gay and kiss the bois without saying "no homo"

Travis: Goodnight babe..
Cameron: Hey dude, you forgot to say no homo!
Travis: *kisses Cameron on the cheek* No bro, its Tuesday.

by Sexy_Kanye November 02, 2019