tuesday

a sarky way of saying you're not going to do something is to say you'll do it on a tuesday, or if something is stupid or unbelievable is happening it's tuesday.

"Are you going to go to church?" "Aye, I'll go there on a tuesday"

or

Hollyoaks is a pure tuesday

by S.e.a.n. January 1, 2007

Tuesday

Greeting such as aloha or goodbye. Kind of like saying "how you doin"

John: tuesday Bill
Bill" tuesday

by Gus Scott December 19, 2005

tuesday

When used as an adjective to describe one's dejected mood and despondency two days after the end of the weekend. Especially if one has partied all weekend using chisel and become sculptured.

Question:"How do you feel today?"
Answer:"A bit tuesday."

by ashteroid November 8, 2006

tuesday

The nicer way of phrasing the word cunt. Derived from the long saying see you next Tuesday.

Ahh man I hate that guy over there! Hes such a Tuesday.

by Dwayam March 6, 2009

Tuesday

Only on Tuesdays some scary people get to do gay things, stalk people, nut and do other gay things. Be careful to survive Tuesdays because anything can happen.

Be careful Cole it’s Tuesday and you know how Logan is on Tuesdays!

by Loli Police Jad May 22, 2019

Tuesday

A slur; in reference to Cunt; See you next "Tuesday "

That Karen is such a Tuesday

by MyFables October 1, 2020

Tuesday

The only day of the week where straight people bring out their inner gay and kiss the bois without saying "no homo"

Travis: Goodnight babe..
Cameron: Hey dude, you forgot to say no homo!
Travis: *kisses Cameron on the cheek* No bro, its Tuesday.

by Sexy_Kanye November 1, 2019