Trojan horse

When you fuck someone without telling them you have STDs, like a trojan virus.

"Ahh, I think I got Trojan horsed!"

by ChromicQuanta January 26, 2024

Trojan Horse

When a woman requests the use of a condom to engage in intercourse and the man complies, wearing a condom to begin the interaction. After several strokes the man reaches down and pulls off the condom and continues with the intercourse to completion. By the time the woman realizes it is too late.

“Becky I had to take a plan-b this morning cause Chad said he was gonna wear a condom but that was a Trojan Horse.

by Mike_hunt... July 25, 2025

Trojan Horse

When your female partner doesn't want to get pregnant, so the man secretly pokes a hole in the condom so his tiny soldiers can infiltrate the egg by surprise.

She made me wear a condom, but I Trojan Horsed her. Someone is gonna be sad about that missed period.

by ThatGuyDuh August 14, 2018

Trojan horse

Someone who plays all sides by jumping ship with the Republicans and backing the Democrats when its convienient. Someone who backs the side that seems to be gaining more popularity over party, country, or anything else, since that is the side that will keep them in power, and everyone else fucked.

The trojan horse seemed like a gift to the other side.

by Solid Mantis September 17, 2020

Trojan Horse Friend

Someone who befriends one friend by pretending to enjoy their interest to secretly infiltrate an entire group of friends for false acceptance due to being a shitty person to begin with. Along with this is being a compulsive liar and hating conflict but will also spread ideas and fake thoughts about others to that one person and their group for fuller acceptance and building false trust. Also threatens to beat someone's ass in private but when confronted acts like a little bitch.

Person 1: 'What the fuck is John doing with that guy and his friends?'
Person 2: 'Oh, he is just being a trojan horse friend to get away from his own loneliness.'

by rodlikestoparty July 6, 2018

Trojan Horse

A act in which a man pulls off the condom at the last second and cums inside someone.

Last night I pulled a Trojan Horse.

by Big Daddy Daniel October 16, 2021

Trojan Horse Scandal

Islamists in Brimingham High Schools? Tell me something I didn't know!

"This school isn't infiltrated by hardline Islamists, is it Abdul?"

"No sir"

"Do you think it is part of the Trojan Horse Scandal Mohammed?"

"No sir."

"What about you Peter, you evil piece of infidel shit who's screams of agony in the fires of hell will help me reach orgasm when I make those 72 virgins the cheapest slags around?"

"... Allah Akbar?"

by Legolas Redbard March 4, 2016