torpedo body

A plain straight, skinny body with large neck. The hydrodynamic nature of this body makes one above average at swimming.

Wow, look at that plain bitch. What a torpedo body!

by Torpglorp June 18, 2017

Torpedo Turd

When you're taking a dump and you pass gas the same time a turd is coming out, Rocketing the turd into the water splashing the water on your cheeks.

Why is the floor wet?

I had a torpedo turd.

by TonyF June 17, 2008

Torpedo Guido

A derogative term used to refer to Persians or Iranians (sometimes Armenians, Azeris, and other Persian derivatives). Mostly because they are commonly mistaken for Italians due to similarities in appearance, personality, and chest hair ratio. The torpedo section refers to how the Iranian government has much interest in Nuclear warfare.

Person 1 : Damn, it seems like all Rostam and his friends ever do is talk to girls and use a bunch of hair gel.

Person 2: I know! And why are those guidos wearing leather jackets it's like 90 degrees outside!!?!?
Person 3: Beats me! But those aren't guidos, they are Persian. They are torpedo guidos!!

by Superson June 22, 2014

torpedo tits

Breasts in which the nipple and areola are on the high side of the breasts so that they appear to curve up. A fascination of the 50's era, bras were made to resemble this breast shape

Wow, that high school chick has torpedo tits!

by Bibliophile311 April 7, 2009

Torpedo Firecracker

a heavily submerged tampon that explodes the vagina when yanked like a stubborn lawn mower.

Oh my God, I swear my flow has NEVER been this heavy...my tampon probably transformed into some sort of torpedo firecracker that instantly blew out my vagina when you jerked the string like a rope in a tug-of-war competition.

by Tenderloin Debutante July 26, 2016

torpedo shit

When one shits the entire turd in one big go, shooting it into the pipe below. This is often combined with a flawless victory.

I got out of the shower and had to take a dump. When I started pushing, I had a torpedo shit since my ass was still wet.

by bgoldrich November 3, 2005

torpedo turd

A (usually large) turd that lands head first in the drain part of the toilet, half of it already disappearing into the drain.

I started the day with a perfect torpedo turd and launched that baby right out to sea. I am the Captain of the Bathroom!

by ia52601 April 28, 2014