Topher

Hottest, sexiest man to ever be brought out of its mothers girl penis and to be given the blessing of being named such a hot and elegant name. When girls see men named Topher that go “Awooga” and pass out. Topher is always a hot man who has a really big Italian sausage and who is irresistible and cute, sexy, hot, passionate, pretty, gorgeous, and attractive.

“Wow Topher is so hot he gives me boney Awooga 😍😩😘🤤

by SmellySpit March 20, 2021

Topher one

When two people take a shit into the same toilet

Hey meeester I think you shit on top my my shit now it won’t flush cuz you gave it a topher one

by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022

Topher Bus

The clone of Christopher Columbus from Clone High

Topher: yo I’m Topher bus

by Tophabe Stan 🤰🏻 November 4, 2023

Topher

Euphemism for wanker.

Commonly used in Australia and originated in Melbourne.
Named after a well known cooked anti vax grifter who tells lies and asks for donations from gullible people.

Oh no, there is that Topher talking bollocks again.

He’s a real Topher that one.

by Dodecahedron June 13, 2023

Topher

Yall already know who he is

My name is topher

by The Garmenter April 5, 2023

Mexican tackle topher

When a Mexican walks into a tackle shop to exchange items for some blood worms

Clerk : hey how can I help you today

Mexican : hey meeeeester if you give my some blood worms I’ll let you fuck my seeeeester
Clerk: I like me some Mexican tackle tophers

by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022

Homewrecker (Topher)

Someone who is interfering a marital or familial relationship through engaging in the action of an affair with a member of the relationship.

"The Mexican man who lived at REV flirted and insinuated a hook-up with Christopher, despite already having a boyfriend. Christopher, knowing that the man had a boyfriend, was going to be a homewrecker (Topher)."

by Cracked Airpod August 3, 2024