Vehicle with signs on the windows indicating that it's dedicated to the memory of someone deceased. Usually has birth/death dates on it.
Dude 1: Hey man, look at that rolling tombstone ahead of us.
Dude 2: Yeah, that kid was only 3 days old when he died. Heavy.
Dude 2: Yeah, that kid was only 3 days old when he died. Heavy.
by Yo Black Daddy December 27, 2008
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By doing this horrible act you would suck semen out of a dead persons ass. Also known as felching. And then when done you would spit it out on the tombstone thus, when dry, leaving crusty remains. A lonely person who robs graves might enjoy this.
By doing this horrible act you would suck semen out of a dead persons ass. Also known as felching. And then when done you would spit it out on the tombstone thus, when dry, leaving crusty remains. A lonely person who robs graves might enjoy this.
Steve: Dan seems like the kind of guy who would giving a crusty tombstone.
Dale: Whats that?
Steve: A horrible act that only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
Dale: That sounds absolutely repulsive.
Dale: Whats that?
Steve: A horrible act that only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
Dale: That sounds absolutely repulsive.
by You don't know this August 11, 2010
Get the Crusty Tombstone mug.you get jelly put it on someones stomach and you have to put toenails in it, chocolate, and the main thing jelly. then lick it all off and eat it
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Dude 1: Hey man, look at that rolling tombstone ahead of us.
Dude 2: Yeah, that kid was only 3 days old when he died. Heavy.
Dude 2: Yeah, that kid was only 3 days old when he died. Heavy.
by Yo Black Daddy June 26, 2007
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