Sealing The Tomb

After a girl passes out from a drunken incident you work your magic. Release your love seed over her eyeballs and let it set. Use a hair dryer to completely harden the seal and there you have it. You have sealed the tomb!

"After John roofied that girl he sealed the tomb."

"Steve sealed the tomb with me and I couldn't see for over a week."

"Dude my girlfriend is so awesome, last night she passed out and I sealed the Tomb!"

"My best friend spent all summer sealing the tomb."

by John Zayus. August 20, 2009

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Wank tomb

A secluded place where one goes to browse porn and masturbate. One will often not emerge for some time. Sometimes referred to as a ‘Man Cave’.

I’ve just lost my job so I spend most of my days sealed in my wank tomb.

by Napoledan September 2, 2018

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boom tomb

Noun: slang word for a room in which sexual activity is performed within.

See also: love shack, bedroom, sex chamber

1 -

Male: Hey, wanna go move into the boom tomb?

Female: The what?

Male: Come with me ...

2 -

Male 1: Hey! Get out my boom tomb!

Male 2: HOLY HELL, HOW DID YOU GET THAT IN THERE?!

by Coop720 December 28, 2009

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b-tomb

An evolution of b-bomb in which one is not restricted to balancing books on one's boner, but many random household objects.

Balancing Things On My Boner = B-Tomb

"Look at this B-tomb I have going a hoy hoy hoy!!!!!! I have an apple PIE on there! APPLE PIE!!!!"
"HERE YOU GO, HAVE ANOTHER APPLE PIE FOR YOUR B-TOMB"
"Thanks nananannanananananananananananana!"

"Hey Bubba, look at my b-tomb, a-hoy-hoy-hoy!
"I'll b-tomb you, you stupid kid" *BWAM*
"-huec!"

etc.

by Ignite February 15, 2008

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Living Tomb

the idea that most people spend the majority of their lives in their living rooms and the rest of their life in a tomb

I'm laying on my living tomb floor listening to music through the surround sound of my subwoofer. Everything vibrates.

by Dark Sarcasms February 28, 2011

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Queen's Tomb

An act in which a woman participates in sexual congress involving three men simultaneously. This often takes place in a generously heated room, sometimes resulting in mild asphyxiation.

"All three of us put Sheila in a Queen's Tomb last night until she was blue in the face."

by jimmyjackjojim July 10, 2012

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