Topwanker

Alternative phrase: "wankadile.

Somebody who is a close mate.
Somebody you love as a marra.

Oi Daniel, your my topwanker you know that.

by Viperian topwanker February 1, 2023

Twanker

When someone is a TWAT and a WANKER.

That fellow is a complete TWANKER for not offering his seat to that pregnant woman!!??

by ミットテック March 23, 2025

Tittywanker

Somebody who craves putting their dick in a woman, usually in the breasts/Somebody who is retarded or annoying

"You are such a tittywanker!"

by EVERYBODYELSEISATITTYWANKER May 27, 2025

Tittywanker

Noun-An asshole of extreme annoyance.
Adjective-To describe somebody annoying, specifically when the user is in extreme anger.

"he is a tittywanker"
"YOU FUCKING TITTYWANKER"

by Wanker12321 June 9, 2025

pancake titwank

When you buy of duck from the local Chinese takeaway and all the duck has gone and there's 1 pancake left. The female pushes her tits together and the male proceeds to push the pancake in-between her tits and then the male puts his penis in between the tits and pancake and thrusts the penis to climax. Thus creating the pancake tit wank.

Ken uses the last pancake he lovingly shoves it between barbies tits, puts his penis in between and proceeds to have a pancake titwank

by Ins@ne September 17, 2022