Gentlemen's Resources

Looking at Porn on the Internet or Interweb

"What are you doing"
"I am browsing the Gentlemen's Resources"
"So your looking at Porn then"
"Yes, that I am"

by Stefan ( DavenPool ) davenport July 14, 2004

gentlemens cockblock

When a guy has given permisson to another guy that he is aloud to cockblock him when he is talking to a fat,unattractive,slampig girl. Mainly happens when you are drunk.

-- At a Party --

Joe-Hey if I get really drunk tonight and start talking to a slampig can you gentlemens cockblock me?
Jesse-Sure!
-- 2 hours later really drunk --
Joe-You are so hot.
Slampig- aww come here!

*about to kiss*
Jesse-*Steps in between them pulls out Joe*
Joe-Thanks

by unger53194 September 19, 2011

Gentlemen's Shower

A shower that consists of copious amounts of cologne, body spray, and/or deodorant without actually showering. The purpose of the gentlemen's shower is to appear as a gentleman, even though you're a filthy slob who can't bother to shower.

John was running late for his interview so he took a gentlemen's shower as to appear as a functional member of society.

by TeoMcDohl December 15, 2014

Gentlemens wash

When your running late for a night out,and you do not have time for a shower so you stick your penis under the tap and give it a quick frantic rinse on the off chance you get lucky.

Hi Dave did you have time for a shower? No mate I only had time for a gentlemens wash.

by [e-mail] August 24, 2016

Gentlemens gel

The product of your ejaculation

I sprayed so much gentlemens gel into my partners hair she looked like Cameron Diaz in "Theres something about Mary".

by Single handed sailor April 21, 2010

Gloomy Gentlemen

Κανάλι απείρου κάλλους στο YouTube.

Person 1: Είδες το τελευταίο βίντεο των Gloomy Gentlemen?
Person 2: Nah bruh. Too trash to be good.
Peron 1: * κρατώντας φλογοβόλο* Nani?

by sWeeT DoOdLeS NippLeS Medea April 24, 2020

Gentlemen's Day

A day consisting of hunting, kayaking to the tip of an iceberg, camping in 0 degree weather, eating large amounts of manly food harvested from the sea, and smoking cigars.

I recently spent four days in the woods and i may have found the meaning of Gentlemen's Day

by coopscoop November 2, 2011