Wrench Dick

1. A guy that jacks off way to much.

Dude were you jacking off again, we're out of lotion again...you're such a Wrench Dick.

by Mediocrity's Muse October 7, 2010

fart wrenching

Something, especially any type of food or physical situation, that can more readily make your ass pass gas.

I did some fart wrenching exercises, and then ate a fart wrenching dinner before watching a fart wrenching movie.

by Shit_4_Brains July 1, 2007

willy wrench

The word used to describe a womans hand whilst trying to masturbate a man and failing miserably...usually resulting in a boring wrenching and yanking experience.

"It was going brilliantly until she started to use the willy wrench"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

jeep wrench

n. A large hammer. Used to get bolts in place, body panels in line, driveline components off, or just venting frustration. These come in many different varieties. Old wooden ones for cjs, solid metal ones for xjs, rubber coated ones for zjs

I need to get the track bar off....Hand me the jeep wrench please.

by CrawfishStu October 11, 2006

Monkey-Wrenched

Verb
A computer programming term.
To write sloppy and inefficent code that solves the problem instead of a proper solution because you can't get it to work correctly and have run out of time to fix it.

"Man, this code is nasty, but it works. They really monkey-wrenched that function in there."

by Cynamon September 7, 2005

fart wrenching

An event, typically of a rather stinky nature, that causes sadness and despair but is more ironic than genuinely depressing.

Damn dude we lost the clan war, that’s fucking fart wrenching.

by thaiboydigital June 3, 2021

Wrench Tosser

A person who manages to screw up or break most anything he/she touches. Usually when working on things like cars, carpentry projects, or most anything that involves tools.

The term "wrench tosser" is in reference to someone dropping a wrench into a turning engine or gears and more than likely causing damage.

Don't let Steve work on your car, he'll screw it up worse than it is! He's such a Wrench Tosser.

by RedMistMaker March 9, 2007