Withered John

Used as a verb as a synonym for laughing. When you use this, it means the joke told was really funny.

Haha! That joke just made me Withered John.

by gumballfan1 October 27, 2025

withered chica

a watermelon

withered chica is a watermelon

by alice cox September 6, 2021

Alfie Withers

When you are able to cheat on your girlfriend multiple times and get away with it.

I pulled an Alfie Withers last night. I got to finger a minor!!!

by AlfieWithersFan September 8, 2021

Wither

Some bitch ass nigga.

stfu wither

by cliios December 5, 2022

withered old beast

A big ass dick that's been in far too many vaginas

He slapped that bitch with his withered old beast

by satan666dingus October 27, 2016

dirty withers

when a skinny white man takes a brunette and shoved her mouth full of brownies then rams his fist inside of their vagina until they spray their squirt like a helicopter making it very dirty and then they just lay there withering away therefore making the dirty withers

gage said he was gonna dirty withers my brunettes dad

by Ace papi51 January 16, 2022

withering tooth

The decaying, pungent form of an older person's tooth once their mouth has become a cesspool of bacteria. Usually occurs during a long, drawn out singing episode by said, old person. The continued singing will actually manifest in the song lyric, "The Withering Tooth".

Arvide had the withering tooth, while carrying a backpack.

by Sky Masterson February 11, 2006