turtleneck dinosaur

An uncircumcised penis. Typically used as code around people you don't want to hear about your penal problems.

I don't wanna hear about your damn turtleneck dinosaur.

by weenurrs October 25, 2014

Toronto turtleneck

When having anal sex with a person with an ample amount of butt hair you use maple syrup as lubricant. The rapid thrusting causes the syrup to thicken and stick to shaft and butt hairs upon pulling out you pull the anal pubic hairs with it thus surrounding your penis shaft with a Toronto turtleneck.

Sally’s ass was so hairy she left me with a Toronto turtleneck.

by Kingof7676 October 31, 2019

TurtleNeck Chode

A stumpy, fat, veiny, uncircumcised penis.

Sammy and Jessy Carter have turtleneck chodes!

by Dirty Joe Dirt April 17, 2011

turtleneck sweater

A type of garment worn by either men or women who are particularly prudent or arrogant.

Sally's mom is so uptight, she's always wearing a turtleneck sweater.

by Hobbit Meat April 5, 2007

muddy turtleneck

the shit covered tip or head of the penis after dirty (anal) sex.

After pounding Linsay and Lisa in the ass then blowing the jism in their face, Joe had a muddy turtleneck and needed a shower.

by muddy shovel November 10, 2006

Sacramento Turtleneck

Like an Old King Clancy, except with orange marmalade.

Once this Canadian chick asked me to give her an Old King Clancy... I hear that's like a Sacramento Turtleneck except with syrup. I tossed her.

by BrickyFists March 25, 2009

Philadelphia Turtleneck

Pulling a woman's neckfat up into a style similar to a turtleneck, then fucking her neckfat using philadelphia cream cheese as lube.

I gave that bitch the Philadelphia Turtleneck last night.

by xTheCrowingx May 12, 2009