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Toad

Steph: heard you just got circumcised, let me see your toad! :3

Ben: What? :/
by SmellyToad February 1, 2012
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Toad

Toad
by Croy Croy October 20, 2010
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Toad

Eww she's a fucking toad
by ShmoopyPoopy February 28, 2009
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toad

Oh man, that party last night was wicked toad!
by stephie p diddy March 4, 2005
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toad

1. short for 'toadstool'- a poisonous fungus with an umbrella-shaped body that is often brightly colored and/or spotted.
2. a poisonous mushroom
moron: What is the Nintendo character Toad and why does he have a mushroom on his head?
me: He's a TOADSTOOL. And he doesn't have a mushroom on his head, he IS a mushroom, you moron.
by Lo Beedle January 27, 2004
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Toad

A really fat and pissed off looking man or woman, usually located in the North of England or around Bournemouth UK.
Bus drivers and tourists usually.
"Man that is one dirty toad!" *points*
by KipStain November 30, 2010
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Toad

A person that gets all the bitches even though he/she can be ugly.
by Queen.Toad.K'lyn March 11, 2016
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