royal rub

what the queen gets upto when she's feeling frisky and on her lonesome. "pleasuring herself"

well Geoffrey one thinks one shal take some time out later for a royal rub

by fearon11 October 3, 2010

weeny rub

Instead of fapping you take an object i.e. pillow, and rub it up and down your dong until you reach climax

Billy this isn't a weeny rub festival, get back to work boy!

by B. Dick Black April 26, 2014

Rubbing Fronts

When you and your partner decide to Dry Hump but you’ve no idea what you’re doing and it’s unenjoyable. Usually occurs after a make out session.

“Andrew you scumbag you can’t just go rub fronts and break up with me!”

“Say how was your first date?”
“Terrible, she insisted on Rubbing Fronts.”

by DomeniusStainus October 12, 2018

rubbing salmon

The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. This process may also be expressed as "salmoning", or saying that one will "salmon something" by adding footage of the Fancy hand rubbing raw salmon to GIFs, videos, and/or meme images.

Today on discord, I noticed rubbing salmon in the background of a Mr. Robot meme.

by MaryInMaryland71 January 8, 2021

sloth rub

Jacking off so slow it stays soft.

Bro last night that hand job was so bad it was like a sloth rub

by KeWl-AiD170 May 25, 2014

Rub and Grub

When you do nothing but jack off and eat all day. Not necessarily in that order. Usually associated with a porn addiction.

I never see John any more. Has he been working a lot? Working? The guy's a rub and grub. He never leaves the house and he pays for his porn accounts with his food stamp money.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

ready-rub

Ready Rubbed Tobacco, usually used in Pipes

"all the teachers in the pub, passin' round the ready-rub" - Madness

by CrashM February 6, 2015