Changing your ringtone

Bleaching your asshole

Changing your ringtone.
Lacy to her tinder match “Sorry, I’m late. I was changing my ringtone.”

by nickynoname August 25, 2022

Change Your Ringtone

The act of bleaching your bunghole.

"Baby, it don't look good back here. You might wanna change your ringtone".

by KSparx July 23, 2024

Change my ringtone

Another more socially acceptable term for bleaching your a**hole....

Please excuse me, I've got to go change my ringtone

by Crispyshelbycake March 2, 2022

Ringtone Money

A more modern term for "disposable income", which is defined as, "Income (after taxes) that is available to you for saving or spending."

The term is commonly used to refer to the money young adults waste on needless things, like shutter shades, Nintendo Wiis, etc.

"I have enough money to pay my bills, I just need to pick up a couple extra hours so I can have some ringtone money for our trip to the West Palm Beach."

by BenSDC February 2, 2010

Ringtone Dibs

When one roommate claims a specific ringtone and forbids other roommates from using that same ringtone.

"It sucks because I just got a new iPhone and my roommate has ringtone dibs on the only hip ringtone>'

by mesaratsrule December 29, 2009