The_Purple_bunny

A purple bunny OBSESSED with hentai.

You've Always Got Time For The_purple Bunny_hentai.

by Brad August 6, 2004

Barney the purple dinosaur

Someone you'd deny knowing if you were seen hanging out with him.

Girl- I told you, I dont know Barney the purple dinosaur!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!
Girl- It wasnt me! I'm getting homeschooled from now on, I don't need these losers, I'm awesome! My teddy bear told me I was so I know it's true! I dont give a fuck what anybody else thinks.

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

Kato, the Purest Victim

The man who woke up in mustard circa 2012, done by his friend and a screaming child.

Kato was peacefully dreaming in his pink lipstick blanket on a pull out couch, defenseless, pure, peaceful. Two terrorists walked into the room, one wielding a bottle of mustard (the weapon in this situation) and proceeds, aside a young child, to drench Kato in the substance, causing immense confusion followed by an approximately 1 minute state of hysteria. Kato is noticeably upset by the attack, shouting at the terrorists whilst also being a yellow mess. A child is heard painfully screaming aside the hysterics caused by Kato and the mustard menace. Kato, who is currently unable to breathe, lunges at the young child and slightly elder one, killing them before the tape cuts.

The tape is currently being held by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation and was shown during the court case and on a YouTube video, titled "Kato caught slippin str8 mustard face"

Me: Have you heard the story of Kato, The Purest Victim?
Friend: What a tragedy, it was.

by alecwind July 18, 2021

The Purple People Eater

Someone that everyone should hate
a person with a lazy eye
who hates people for no reason
and has no right to hate anyone
because they're ugly.
has a deep voice, and is stupid

"Ahh the purple people eater is coming!
it might eat me!"

or

"Oh watch out, here comes the purple people eater!"

or

"I'm so emoxcore it hurts!"

and lastly...

"I go to shows all alone"

by rawrrcats September 28, 2006

The Purp

Any kind of stubborn student within a university, who is a raging alcoholic, has no regard for others, constantly screams obscenities in the presence of minorities or members of the opposite sex. This individual usually mutters fragments or phrases of ridiculous pointless banter in public. Also, this person might disrobe their garments in public and embarrass themselves. In addition, this person constantly refers to themselves in the third person. This particular individual usually obtains a certain phenomenon known as a "KOOG". Finally, this person persistently speaks in the past tense usually speaking small commands such as "has it".

1.

Friend: "Dude what's up?"......PURP: "HOWS IT PURPIN PURPY?!"

2.

Friend#1: "Dude, I heard there's this sick party going on with an open bar."

Friend#2: "Oh shit, I heard that the sober-purp is working it."

Friend#1: "Sweet! I'm stoked."

3.

Friend#1: "Dude, that guy just chugged like 28 beers in a row."

Friend#2: "Hahaha dude I know, that guy is THE PURP."

by ZoobaPooba April 22, 2011

The Purple "Flocktagon"

The Purple "Flocktagon" is the new nickname created for M & T Bank Stadium and the 71,000 fans who attend Baltimore Raven football games. The Raven fans are known as "The Flock." The team main color is "Purple". The "Octagon" is the name of the battle cage for MMA fights.

The Baltimore Ravens will host the Pittsburgh Steelers at M & T Bank Stadium (aka.) The Purple "Flocktagon" in a battle of two AFC North heavweights.

by Mr. Dunkadelic USA November 15, 2011

The purple crow

The act of holding your penis tightly as to cut off circulation while your significant other stretch’s the testicular sack while making bird sounds

I lost my mind when she hit her knees and performed the purple crow.

by The purple master December 27, 2019