Pufferfish Ego

(noun) An inflated sense of self-importance that balloons dramatically in response to even the tiniest wins or crumbs of praise.

Mr asshat: "lol i killed you once which means i'm better"
John: "After losing 500 times, holy Pufferfish Ego

by Nirvloyd February 11, 2025

caribbean pufferfish

1) The source of tetra, a paralyzing agent (according to Law Abiding Citizen).

2) A short, spiky haircut for rich manly girls.

Guy-What happened to your head? Did you skin a caribbean pufferfish and put it on top of your head?
Girl-Um No, this is my real haircut, oh my god.
Guy-It goes well with the rat pelts you're wearing to stay warm this winter.
Girl-Oh my gaaaad, you're such a critic, I can see why you're single.

by Solid Mantis December 28, 2018

Dutch Pufferfish

When a girl is receiving oral sex and farts into the giver’s mouth, puffing their cheeks up like a pufferfish.

Jack ate me out so good that I accidentally gave him a Dutch Pufferfish!

by PastaManana February 28, 2021

Pufferfisher

A saying when you are mad or frustrated,

""Someone just towed your car!
"Oh Pufferfisher!"

by tucker810 July 4, 2016

Blueberry Pufferfish

When you stick blueberries up your homie’s ass and then try to suck them out using your mouth like a vacuum.

Dude me and Luke blueberry pufferfished last night it was fucking sick!

by DummyTHICCCboy January 6, 2022

PUFFERFISH

A person who lies about being pregnant

April fools I'm not actually pregnant, Karen your such a pufferfish.

by Mcroy Drew August 17, 2020

Pufferfish bellend

Where a man has a prickly bellend from pounding his mums pillow.

James has a pufferfish bellend from his experience with his mums pillow

by Bigmanbigshlong January 14, 2019