(noun) An inflated sense of self-importance that balloons dramatically in response to even the tiniest wins or crumbs of praise.
Mr asshat: "lol i killed you once which means i'm better"
John: "After losing 500 times, holy Pufferfish Ego
John: "After losing 500 times, holy Pufferfish Ego
by Nirvloyd February 11, 2025

When you adhere your lips to your partner's anus, making a tight seal. They then fart into your mouth, forcing your cheeks to swell up, giving you the appearance of a pufferfish.
This girl I brought home last night was an absolute savage. She must have had a bean burrito at some point, because my cheeks just about exploded when I gave her the Pyongyang Pufferfish
by smashkat February 22, 2025

by tucker810 July 4, 2016

When you stick blueberries up your homie’s ass and then try to suck them out using your mouth like a vacuum.
by DummyTHICCCboy January 6, 2022

by Mcroy Drew August 17, 2020

Similar to catfished... pufferfished is a deceptive activity where a person lures someone into a relationship by means of a using old or photoshopped photos of themselves at there peak of attractiveness.
She got pufferfished and her tinder date whose photos showed a semi-profesionnal hockey player with 6ix pack is now a car sales man with a beer belly.
by kait0873 April 23, 2021
