Lumpy Coal

A piece of shit in the Christmas Stocking...

Everyone's so happy... yet I can't even reuse my Christmas stocking cause some wise fuck left me a LUMPY COAL.

by Fecal Elf December 29, 2009

lumpy rumpy

big booty

micheal: jennifer has lumpy rumpy
brent: fax

by woman with fat cock April 22, 2021

lumpy shelf

A beard that a late teen is trying to grow to make themselves look like a man but ends up looking like a lumpy shelf

Your beard is giving me lumpy shelf vibes

by Cockwood February 16, 2021

Lumpy Donkey

An extra-large buttoks of a female that has fat lumps or cellulite under the skin. Ex. Deelishis, Buffie The Body.

booty donkey junk Lumpy Donkey

by DD2 October 21, 2013

Lumpy Juul

The feeling of wanting to vomit after taking a hit of your juul.

Maria: *gags*
Alex: Oh shit fam you got lumpy juul!

by wolfpack3232 March 19, 2019

lumpy doughnut

A process in which a man ejaculates on a woman's face (facial)and then punches her in the same region.

Shut up or I will give you a lumpy doughnut. Now don't bite...

by Marc April 4, 2005

Lumpy Larry

When one is wearing spandex/under armour/or any other tight undergarment and shits their pants causing a lump in there rear quarters. This is usually caused by having to release fecal matter while laughing intensely.

Shit Mark you just gave me a Lumpy Larry.

by Dequan September 6, 2007