Minnesota Icicle

The act of locating a large icicle, and using it as a dildo while having a collection jar to catch the melting water. After the jar is full, you drink the water or use it as lubricant.

I just Minnesota icicled with my girlfriend and drank some of the water when I got thirsty

by OGMinnesota November 18, 2014

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icicle up the ass

Someone who is cold and frosty. Unfriendly.

He's so damn frosty he keeps an icicle up the ass to keep it warm.

by Craven W. January 22, 2014

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A crazy finish to an orgy which has 12-33 retarded midgets with micro penises ejaculating on a 3 foot tall redhead that is upside down in the freezing cold and letting the nut freeze resulting in a hairdew that results in the redhead resembling a troll fom the movie trolls.

“God mother fucking dam, that bitch just got a crazy Frosty Red Icicle”

“Grandma is a freak, she can handle a Frosty Red Icicle better than my dad in his prime!”

“Oh, Stephen Hawking? Yeah, he gave my Grandma a Frosty Red Icicle back in 04.”

by Nathaniel smallcockkingson October 7, 2023

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Icicle Fingers

When after climbing a mountain or doing some other absurdly cold activity without gloves, you finger a girl. This is the preferred temperature for fingering women from the Nordic regions of the world, such as Scandinavia and Canada - their internals will overheat without proper care and treatment.

- God damn, it's cold outside , Berta! Come here, it's the perfect temperature!

- Ja, darling, I'm cumming! There is nothing better than Icicle fingers!

by KnowingNortherner March 6, 2016

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