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Cockpitting

The art of inserting a penis (erect) into a fully-prepared uterus
Holy fuck Dave, I was cockpitting this dog-ass bitch last night, she woke up severely damaged
by BallPot November 24, 2023
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Cockpit

1.When u fall into a pit whilst your cock is out

2.Urban dictionary editors
Guy 1: did you know that this dumbass had a cockpit

Guy 2 : Cock

Bitchboy 1 : what do u call urban dictionary editors
Editor: Cockpits because we are trash at picking words
by anonymous June 9, 2021
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Cockpit

When a woman allows a certain of number of penises into her Vagina, normally 3 or more, her vagina is then nicknamed a cockpit for being a hole where numerous penises go. In short, a cockpit, is a slut's vagina.
Damn, that whore had a loose cockpit. If only she had some self control and didn't have to screw every man she calls a boyfriend.
by big pimpin111 April 23, 2014
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Cockpitting

The art of inserting a penis (erect) into a fully-prepared uterus
Holy fuck Dave, I was cockpitting the shit out of this dog-ass bitch last night, she woke up severely damaged’
by BallPot November 24, 2023
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Cockpit

Someone who is not right wing or left wing. so in the space between the two wings, therefore-cockpit .
Guy 1: Mate your a good friend but you are cockpit.

Guy 2: oh yeh, well your half cast!
But I love you.
by Max a May 2, 2014
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Cockpit Trouble

A euphemism used to politely describe a situation where an apparent malfunction is caused by the operator instead of the machine.

(Also "Cockpit Problems")
Person #1: "Jim says he can't get the new copier to work."

Person #2: "It must be cockpit trouble. It has been working fine for me."
by zboss April 27, 2009
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Cockpit Press

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Cockpit Press is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.
At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Cockpit Press! Like, tots embarrassing!
by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018
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