Tom Cruise

crazyyyy

Tom Cruise is crazy.

by jimmy parrotsticks February 1, 2009

Tom Cruise

An actor whose work has been called 'less then Napoleon Dynamite'.

Why won't Tom Cruise come out of the closet?

by Jason Marak713 May 3, 2011

tom cruise

A person in denial; one who places money over integrity. SEE: closet homosexuals

"I can't understand why he won't come out of the closet- what a tom cruise"

by Lillylyd November 11, 2006

Tom Cruise

Those poos that just refuse to come out.

Sorry I'm late boss. Had to let out a Tom Cruise.

by Blacksun666 July 6, 2010

Tom Cruise

Antonymous of Chuck Norris; indicates cowardice, tactlessness, one-dimensional thinking and lack of restraint.

"Jeez, way to kick the kitten! That was so Tom Cruise of you!"

by Humptulips November 25, 2009

Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is a used douche bag.

Enough said.

Woman 1: What are you going to do with your Tom Cruise?

Woman 2: Not sure I might just throw it away because it sucks.

by Sara Heyn October 14, 2008

tom cruise

the man who invented pink

im tom cruise and im a douchebag

by andrew osullivan December 6, 2006