Stroking

stroking

(verb)
(painfully)
to have a stroke

Synonyms:
OH GOD OH FUCK IM HAVING A STROKE

Examples:
IM STROKING CALL AN AMBULANCEFIWKJENURBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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(verb)
(lustfully)
to stroke a diC-

Synonyms:
BIG GAE, sWeET aSS, COCK IN THE AS-

Examples:

*Wattpad writers*: He gently put his hand on his dick stroking it and biting his ear.
His own ea-

by nice try there idiot August 31, 2019

the strokes

A band of five young&sex boys that are also nice and intelligent and they sing&play very well. They are THE BEST OF THE MODERN AGE!!!!!!

they know what is the rock music!!!!

by alex December 19, 2003

strokes

Fabulous rock band from New York. Credited as one of the major players in the early '01/'02 garage rock revival (along with the Hives and the White Stripes and to a lesser extent the Vines), they have continually improved and expanded their sound over the years. Have released 3 albums so far (Is This It, Room On Fire & First Impressions Of Earth) and look to be moving from strength to strength. Excellent to look at or listen to, they are the embodiment of "cool" and hipster-chic

Random idiot #1 - Did you see the strokes play last night?
Random idiot #2 - Yeah man they were too rad if anything
Random idiot #1 - Fully man

by D@yne August 14, 2006

a stroke

When a program or platform has glitches that either are extreme or impact performance severely. A common example is when Discord's voice servers stop working or it sends messages twice.

Sorry, Discord was having a stroke for a bit there. Everything's good now though.

by Himitsu Yami February 25, 2021

stroke

Stroke is a type of cardiovascular disease. It affects the arteries leading to and within the brain. A stroke occurs when a blood vessel that carries oxygen and nutrients to the brain is either blocked by a clot or bursts. When that happens, part of the brain cannot get the blood (and oxygen) it needs, so it starts to die.

Do you know someone who’s had a stroke? Pay tribute to them

by m4t3k April 30, 2004

Stroke

1. a gentle movement of the fingertips on something

2. a movement in rowing to move a boat forward or back

3. ceberal hemmohage. An anerysm, an apopoloxy.

4. a jack off.

5. a 1981 hit for Billy Squier.

1. Quit stroking them damn shoes!

2. George's strokes propelled the canoe fast.

3. My grandfather died of a stroke.

4. Mark is stroking in the boy's room.

5. I heard "The Stroke" on the radio today.
... you know stroke's the word...

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 15, 2007

Stroke

That extremely loud and obnoxious dude at the bar who refers to you as "bro" - Dickhead and Meathead are both suitable synonyms.

"Shut the fuck up you stroke."

by JManMad March 15, 2013