lumpy shelf

A beard that a late teen is trying to grow to make themselves look like a man but ends up looking like a lumpy shelf

Your beard is giving me lumpy shelf vibes

by Cockwood February 16, 2021

Lumpy Donkey

An extra-large buttoks of a female that has fat lumps or cellulite under the skin. Ex. Deelishis, Buffie The Body.

booty donkey junk Lumpy Donkey

by DD2 October 21, 2013

lumpy rumpy

big booty

micheal: jennifer has lumpy rumpy
brent: fax

by woman with fat cock April 22, 2021

Lumpy Coal

A piece of shit in the Christmas Stocking...

Everyone's so happy... yet I can't even reuse my Christmas stocking cause some wise fuck left me a LUMPY COAL.

by Fecal Elf December 29, 2009

Lumpy Juul

The feeling of wanting to vomit after taking a hit of your juul.

Maria: *gags*
Alex: Oh shit fam you got lumpy juul!

by wolfpack3232 March 19, 2019

lumpy doughnut

A process in which a man ejaculates on a woman's face (facial)and then punches her in the same region.

Shut up or I will give you a lumpy doughnut. Now don't bite...

by Marc April 4, 2005

Lumpy Larry

When one is wearing spandex/under armour/or any other tight undergarment and shits their pants causing a lump in there rear quarters. This is usually caused by having to release fecal matter while laughing intensely.

Shit Mark you just gave me a Lumpy Larry.

by Dequan September 6, 2007