gander

to go on a mysterious handsome little walk

ruben: i need to wee wee
me: let’s go on a gander to to toilet

by #williammmmm October 14, 2021

groping gander

Any one who wants sex who doesn't get it and honks about it all day

My husbands being a groping gander today im not in the mood so hes upset and bitching about how theres no intimacy.

by somire August 24, 2016

gander

1. To get screwed by someone or something.
2. To take a turn at something.

1. Dang it! I just got gandered by that midterm...
2. Dude... let me get a gander next at smash melee.

by Juicy Jayy September 20, 2016

gander nation

one’s ability to understand the law of physics within themselfs

ayo gander nation in here

by yyyyuuuyuuuuwuuwywywyywwywyywy January 13, 2023

Gander

A GAY GENDERED YANDERE

(This totally isn’t a made up word I use to insult my friends)

Person 1: you look like a Gander
Person 2: what the fuck is a Gander
Person 1: A gay gendered yandere obviously!

by Very nice <3 September 7, 2023

Ganderism

The act of inventing a new word and pretending it is real by giving it a definition on Urban Dictionary.

"He just coined latimbecil, uploaded it to Urban Dictionary, and now insists it’s a real Latin insult. That’s peak Ganderism.”

by understandsRICLPM September 11, 2025

He's got sauce for the goose and sauce for the gander.

A way to say a man is bisexual.

It comes from "what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander," meaning that the goose and gander despite differences have shared interests. But in this case the shared interest is that of the sauce provider.

Tony: I saw James out last night with Rebecca, but it kind of looked like they were on a date or something. Weird.
Sara: Why weird?
Tony: Isn't James gay? I know he used to date Terrence.
Sara: Oh, no---not gay; he's got sauce for the goose and sauce for the gander. Always been that way.

by bdawgy0 July 7, 2023