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Puerto Rican flat tire

When someone replies "PSSSSSSSSSH"
To anything said to them.
Basically saying they don't agree making the sound of a flat tire.
Mostly done by Puerto Rican females
Hey you dating that BBC?
Pssssssh (Puerto Rican flat tire) sound
by Puertoricanflattire March 15, 2020
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Flat tire

The action of vibrating your lips and blowing air into the vagina.

To inflate the vagina.
So I gave this girl a “flat tire” last night and she blew the air right back at me.
by Durnvikit March 1, 2024
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Flat tire

A guys ball sack that sags lower than moose tits .
Bob: I was having sex with Jerry and his but sack looks like a flat tire

Greg:what bob your gay
by Lonzo Lavar May 29, 2018
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Flat Tire

When a girl sucks you but she catches you with her teeth so deep that your penis loses all stiffness.
Dang, she gave me a Flat tire after dinner, it hurts!!
by The_DestroyerXP March 9, 2018
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Flat Tire

A flat tire describes a person, a woman specifically, who is hard or draining to talk to, and has a small or flat chest. Hence forth, a flat tire.
"I was talking with her, and let me tell you, she is such a flat tire." "Mark! Don't talk about someone like that!"
by Ronlad Reneag November 27, 2024
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Michigan Flat Tire

When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.
Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.
by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022
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mccurry alaskan flat tire

Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.
when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..
by DixxieCallahan October 6, 2016
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