artic steamroller

When a male takes a poop in a zip lock bag, then freezes it for 12 hours. Inserts it into your partners anus, then waits until it thaws before opening the bag and inserting device or penis into said bag.

I can't wait until the wife gets home. I've had my artic steamroller in the freezer all day. I'm gonna literally fuck the shit out of her.

by wookiec41g May 29, 2022

Artic Monkey

Also known as white porch monkey(a white person)

"Get that artic monkey off my lawn!"

by Articmonkeyballz June 8, 2024

Artic Monkey

Aka a white porch monkey, also known as a saltine cracker (a white person)

I'm pretty sure that artic monkey doesn't have food stamps.

Get that artic monkey off my lawn

by Articmonkeyballz June 9, 2024

Team Artic

An epic team form the place of hydrogeoen. It has the leader, CDBenz and is currently living in a giant cave. However, mobs continue to spawn in it.

Guy: Witch faction should we join?

Me: Team Artic we are epic!

by Xots April 24, 2012

artic blow

When a woman puts crushed ice in her mouth and gives a man a blow job.

Damn that artic blow felt great I got last night. Submitted by J.E.B.Jr N.Canton, Ohio

by J.E.B.Jr N. Canton, Ohio February 2, 2017

Artic Circle

Putting a Ice cube in your mouth while licking a anus....

I was tossing her salad with and ice cube in my mouth, it was like the artic circle down there...

by SteveNate1726 August 4, 2017