An action where one heats a hot pocket for about 30 seconds and then sticks their dick in the hot pocket pocket for a nice and smooth sensation.
by mastersweg May 28, 2015
That alabama hot pocket was delicious.
by buckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuck May 22, 2016
The act of placing a pepperoni hot pocket in the microwave for 69 seconds then fucking the hot pocket until you ejaculate then giving the hot pocket to a slutty bitch then forcing her to eat it while she finder's her pussy while your fucking her in the ass.
"Bro last night I gave you mom an Alabama Hot Pocket"
"Dude ask your sister if she liked that Alabama Hot Pocket I gave her last weekend"
"Dude ask your sister if she liked that Alabama Hot Pocket I gave her last weekend"
by bitcheslovesosa February 28, 2014
a hot pocket from Alabama
by hunte and zahra April 06, 2016
Rick: Hey man, what did you do this weekend?
Chuck: I had a great time at family therapy, I gave my sister an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Rick: No shit man, I also did some siblings bonding.
*Rick & Chuck watch the sun set set on their family ranch.
Chuck: I had a great time at family therapy, I gave my sister an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Rick: No shit man, I also did some siblings bonding.
*Rick & Chuck watch the sun set set on their family ranch.
by Brandonhasatinypipi September 24, 2019
by ïïï March 11, 2019
Stingray decided instead of A regular Alabama hot pocket he would take it to the next level with a reverse Alabama hot pocket
by 420noscopingswagfag November 19, 2014