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Temp agency girlfriend

Noun. A girlfriend who for either personal, religious or other reasons, will not have sex with you, but continues to go out on dates. As in "at a temp agency, you have a job, just no benefits. Temp agency girlfriend you have a girlfriend, just no benefits."
John- "hey man, you still dating Nikki-no-sex?"
Mike- "no, I dumped her over email."
John- "yeah, about time you dumped your temp agency girlfriend."
by Edward C. Microwagious May 9, 2014
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The Agency

A Point of Interest in the Fortnite map that lasted for the entirety of Chapter 2 Season 2.

It was guarded by henchmen, with a boss by the name of Midas, which dropped Midas’ Drum Gun, and The Agency Keycard.

Players could disguise themselves as henchmen to deceive NPC henchmen or other players.

It was controlled by the GHOST Agents, with Midas being the main boss.

In June 15th, 2020, Midas tried to break the loop by constructing a powerful laser beam to separate the storm from the sky, which would cost him The Agency (it got destroyed). The plan worked for a few seconds, the map was peaceful, but things went awry and the device failed, causing the storm to turn into a massive flood.

In the aftermath, Midas betrayed GHOST and subjugated himself to SHADOW.

In the dawn of Chapter 2 Season 3, Jules (Midas’ relative) renovated the ruins of The Agency and turned it into a SHADOW facility, called The Authority, with a more dark and brutalist design.
Noobmaster69: Where we landing at?
TheLegend27: Let’s land at... fuck it, The Agency.
by GHOST Midas December 11, 2020
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Inter-Agency

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Inter-Agency
by SuchBackSmacker March 15, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Drug Enforcement Agency Musuem: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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