Tetonixxx

to squirt cum out your nose while laughing -- derived from the gag reel of a mexican gay porn

John had a tetonixxx during a hysterical fit of laughter while watching the Late Show.

by Cynakur September 28, 2006

Tetokighphoniculicarq

(tet-o-keeh-fon-i-ku-le-kar)
The worst word to ever plague human history. Often called the antimatter to macafroiniously. If these two words should ever be said in the same sentence, it would produce a cataclysmic reaction that would destroy half the universe.

I can't believe you failed that test, you are so tetokighphoniculicarq.

by Poet X November 17, 2005

Grand Teton

Hard working father who wants to relax in his chair when he gets home from work.

The Grand Teton is done with work and headed home to play card games on his computer.

by Shockerballa22 May 4, 2023

tetota

A slang term referring to a set of breasts. Pronounced te - toe - tugh

"damn, look at the tetotas on her, bro."

by Zachwashere March 24, 2022

Tetons

Like totems, but not.

The Grand Tetons, they’re like totems, but not.

by Zindibar July 14, 2018

Tetoris

boom

This Tetoris guy is so cool

by Tetoris October 17, 2020

tetosfrenchbreadstick

a hardcore teto fan a simp for senpai and a swag person

Girl 1: hey.. have you heard about that French teto girl on tiktok?

Girl 2: No bitch shes italian and yeah ur talking about tetosfrenchbreadstick

Girl 1: oh

by Grape person May 7, 2021