techtoad

a character of toad with a scent for technology, also known as Kirk.

Hey techtoad! Whats the uptime on the server?

by Techtoad March 7, 2008

Techtoos

Artistic drawings on the bodies of stagehands.

Man, those stagehandettes have some really bangin' techtoos.

by Dirtyhippie1322 February 14, 2010

techtwo

A connection between two people with great technological skills. Sharing skills and building their knowledge together makes them stronger.

Look at those guys... they certainly have a techtwo.

I can't do this by myself... I could use a techtwo.

by Focused March 17, 2010

Techtistic

The condition of having techtism or the state of being technologically impared. Similar to Techtarded

Bob: "I tried plugging that machine into my computer in order to add songs but it didn't work.."

Jim: "Bob, thats a toaster. You really are Techtistic"

by (-slimTHUG-) March 19, 2010

TECHTARDID

Technically and/or mentally challenged in using simple electronic devices such as a digital camera or cell phones, etc.

My mom is so "Techtardid" when she's on the computer, she couldn't find the "ANY KEY" to continue....

by JrDizzle April 1, 2010

techtarded

when one who is a retard when it comes to technology. aka. techtard

Susie couldn't figure out how to get on the internet so she asked Mike. Mike showed her and quickly said she was techtarded.

by moneybabymoney May 24, 2011

Techtarded

the inability to grasp or utilize any new gadget or piece of technology

Grandma is too techtarded to use her new phone.

by JunkyBrewster April 12, 2015