Tater

A testicle of exponentially larger size than the other.

He could immediateley tell he had a tater, after seeing the nearly 5:1 ratio of his two testicles.

by Paul Tessman September 28, 2006

tatered

when you t-bag someone but your nuts are so big theyre like oversized tatertots

jeremy got tatered by jett!!!!!!
ohnoes did u see nolan get tatered?!?!?!?!

by jeremyjeiromejett February 2, 2008

taters

butthole, anus, brown-eye
One can also, "butter" the taters.

Friend 1: "So you hit it off wit' ol' girl last night?"

Friend 2: "Oh hell yeah, buttered them taters like thanksgiving."

by beefderky June 11, 2006

tatered

having someone hijack your Facebook account and informing all of your friends that you love having dicks in the butt or that you enjoy "dickbutt".

"What the fuck...?!"

"Oh dude...look at your status! I KNEW you liked dicks in your butt!"

"Son of a bitch..."

"YOU'VE BEEN TATERED...Ahahahaha!!!"

by Tainter Dickbutt December 4, 2010

Tater

David, Trevor, Mark. See retard.

Your such a tater Rachelle.

by Rachelle April 18, 2005

Tater

A closed fist bump by two willing participates.

Paul did such a good job, Mark gave him a tater.

by mlcecil October 18, 2008

Tater

slang - an anus.

Pump your pecker inside her tater.

by Dan November 30, 2003