target

a stupid ass store which whenever i try to shop in or pick somthin up there i get bombared by old men trying to get me to sign up for a target visa who wont let me leave the store without trying to stop me or pursuading me to get their stupid card. Body guards stand at the entrance and exits .
by bingy February 23, 2005
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targetability

the ability to distinguish your audience specifically
Online offers targetability because it lets you select your specific audience.
by MK Cincinnati May 02, 2006
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Target

A store that is totally better than stupid Wal- Mart...their food isn't right by their clothing and it doesn't smell like old bananas... It is what I call an upscale Wal-mart
Since I would never be caught in Wal-Mart I go to Target...
by Ry Michelle L S April 08, 2010
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Blue Stater:I go to target. Where do you do your shopping?
Red Stater: Wal-Mart y'all.
Blue Stater: Go Back to your trailer park!
by longislandguy January 13, 2006
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target

The chick you are hoping to be scoring with.
That's my target right there. (point)
by brendan May 13, 2004
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Target

The Hardest thing to hit in the toilet. (When you are peeing)
I didn't get the target! The whole floor is wet.
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Target

Target. A place that lures you in with words like "team members" and "work together". When in reality, it's a shithole ran by some of the most selfish people on the planet. Corporate has no idea what it's like being on the store level so they blindly set policies and set standards that are impossible to reach. Leaders expect you to perform 100% perfection whilst not giving you any help. The scheduling is horrible. Always shortstaffed, lines are always long, drive up times are always overdue and building up because there's never any help. And so instead of scheduling appropriately, they force non leaders to pick up the slack and do the work of 5 people. Then have the nerve to ask team members why guests are having a bad experience and what can be done to fix it, as if the problem isn't completely obvious. Do yourself a favor and don't work there. You will regret it.
"Hey I work at target and I literally want to kill myself!"
by NefariousJester March 30, 2021
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