An act during sexual intercourse in the doggystyle position, an act committed while a girl is dropping a log at the same time as having a creampie
by Mr.limerita June 29, 2016

A homemade blend of pee and poo to make a protein shake like consistency weapon to throw on people you hate. Let it sit for two hours then fire away!
by Boobarry March 7, 2025

You go out with your friends and your boyfriend calls you 15 times within the next 2 minutes. You finally answer the phone and he's freaking out because your not hanging out with him. You hang up because your fed up with his rediculousness and talk to your friends.
You: OMG! Turdi will not leave me the fuck alone!
Boy: Just don't pick up to Turdi!!
....Unfortuantely this is a real life example.
You: OMG! Turdi will not leave me the fuck alone!
Boy: Just don't pick up to Turdi!!
....Unfortuantely this is a real life example.
by Ikkinikki420 October 27, 2011

by jurassicsquash February 15, 2024

A sexual act involving excrement
You start by pooing in a condom. Then you tie a knot in the open end of it and cut a tiny hole in the other end. Point the hole towards your partner and squeeze the condom. The tiny hole will squirt your turd (hence the name) all over your partner. You can additionally help each other lick it clean
You start by pooing in a condom. Then you tie a knot in the open end of it and cut a tiny hole in the other end. Point the hole towards your partner and squeeze the condom. The tiny hole will squirt your turd (hence the name) all over your partner. You can additionally help each other lick it clean
by gayasswhale February 18, 2020

A protein shake constancy blend of peepee and poopoo that must sit for two hours before being thrown at people.
by Boobarry March 7, 2025

by Curtie Turdy May 7, 2014
