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Creamy turdy whirly

An act during sexual intercourse in the doggystyle position, an act committed while a girl is dropping a log at the same time as having a creampie
I got a creamy turdy whirly last night bro
by Mr.limerita June 29, 2016
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Turdy 8

A homemade blend of pee and poo to make a protein shake like consistency weapon to throw on people you hate. Let it sit for two hours then fire away!
I’m about to throw a Turdy 8 on this hoe
by Boobarry March 7, 2025
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Turdi

codename for a male mate/Boyfriend acting like a rediculously jelous control freak.
You go out with your friends and your boyfriend calls you 15 times within the next 2 minutes. You finally answer the phone and he's freaking out because your not hanging out with him. You hang up because your fed up with his rediculousness and talk to your friends.

You: OMG! Turdi will not leave me the fuck alone!

Boy: Just don't pick up to Turdi!!

....Unfortuantely this is a real life example.
by Ikkinikki420 October 27, 2011
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Turdy Bird

A term of endearment, usually given to offspring who still shit their diaper.
Damn turdy bird, that is one stank ass diaper you've got there.
by jurassicsquash February 15, 2024
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Turdy Squirty

A sexual act involving excrement

You start by pooing in a condom. Then you tie a knot in the open end of it and cut a tiny hole in the other end. Point the hole towards your partner and squeeze the condom. The tiny hole will squirt your turd (hence the name) all over your partner. You can additionally help each other lick it clean
Boyfriend: Do you wanna do the Turdy Squirty?
Girlfriend: Ok, but only if you help me clean it
by gayasswhale February 18, 2020
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Turdy 8

A protein shake constancy blend of peepee and poopoo that must sit for two hours before being thrown at people.
I’m about to throw a Turdy 8 on this hoe.
by Boobarry March 7, 2025
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Curtie Turdy

The best goddamn turd there ever was.
Wow, did you see that hottie? What a Curtie Turdy!
by Curtie Turdy May 7, 2014
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