TJ

A guy with a massive dick ;)

An person called TJ

by tss5897 October 25, 2011

TJ

abbreviation for Twitter Jockey

a new social media maven who engages with the MTV audience and serves as a liaison between viewers and network honchos

Man, I could be a way better TJ than that loser MTV hired!

by binford6100 June 16, 2010

TJ

The most fricking ugly guy ever. He is dumb and has the worst hair ever. He is funny but he is a bitch. He might make you blind if you look at him!!! That about sums it up right there.

TJ is sooooo fucking ugly!!!

by Suns_Boi_33 March 13, 2018

TJ

This guy is the sexiest guy around this guy always gettin' laid. He gets all the hottest ladies and always has the hottest girl in town. This man is luckiest guy alive. Each and every girl this guy fucks the best girls around. If you have a girl friend you better watch out because TJ will take her. You better keep her away because before you know it your girlfriend will be fucking him.

Ex 1:

One guy- hey how is your girlfriend man
Other guy- not good she left me for that TJ

Ex 2:

First man: boi you hear who TJ just laid
The second man: no who
first man : Carly the fucking hottest girl around!!!!!!!!

by Mrmets123 December 15, 2016

TJ

HOT I MEAN VERY HOT GREAT AT SEX AND CAN TOUCH YOU IN THE RIGHT PLACES hes nice a good friend but when he makes someone sad he feels amazingly bad but hot at the same time he cares for everyone and is popular and HOT VERY SEXY AND A GUY

MAN YOU SEE THAT TJ WOW WE HOOKED UP LAST NIGHT HE MADE ME FEEL THE ONLY GIRL ALIVE

by Hamazoug69 May 9, 2011

TJ

Bad ass motha fucka! It's has been falsely defined as a one with a small penis but has a original latin meaning of "titanius junkius" named after the half gods half men "the titans" of ancient Greece, and meaning " Titanic Junk.''

The name has been mistrued through time because of hatin bitches that are jealous punk ass slores

Noun: Look at that Giant TJ.

Verb: That girl is about to get turned inside out by that guys giant TJ.

Adj: That guy TJed penis is fucking huge...

by Slore Slayer September 11, 2009

TJ

A toe job is simply sucking off someones toes.
TJ - BJ - Blow job

Sucking toes should, according to Madonna, be the closest resemblence of a blow job, that a woman can get.

"She wanted to know what it's like.."

"What did you do??"

"Gave her a TJ, maaan"

by Love Cats March 26, 2010