tits on ice

a phrase that acts as an adjective to describe a thing that possesses the greatest amount excellence appropriate to that thing.

"bro, did you try that german chocolate cake? that shit was tits on ice."

"that new lil bow wow album is tits on ice."

by oldsexinjury June 28, 2014

Tits on a stick

something which is just perfect, used to describe a particularly good event or thing, similar to describing something as the dog's bollox

Sé won $50 on the lotto and said, well that's just tits on a stick

by Sé January 12, 2004

Tits on a boat

like the terms tits on a boar, man, or board etc... the term "tits on a boat" is used to describe how useless or incompetent someone or something is.

Believed origins of the term:

1) in history it use to be considered unlucky and a bad omen to have a woman on board a ship.
2) the figure heads on the front of a boat (usually a woman with baring breasts) though aesthetically pleasing had no real use other then for superstition and aesthetic.

"your as useless as tits on a boat"

by Felix Greene April 2, 2009

tits on a nun

Nuns take a vow of chastity so tits on a nun are useless because you can't feel them.

He is as useless as tits on a nun.

by answerme1211 July 2, 2012

tits on tits

two round breastes pushed up against eachother

brosef that party was tits on tits

by Stephan williams III September 7, 2007

Tits on a box

The situation. Basically just emphasizes what everyone in the room is already thinking; good, bad or just plain warped.

"What happened with that latina last night my brother?"
"Tits on a box all the way to the bank dude."

"Yo summarize France's position on European Union farm subsidies for me dogg?"
"Tits on a box."

by Carmella Bing January 25, 2010

Tits on a Pig

An exclamation of shock, often done ironically, as most people would not be surprised to find multiple tits upon one pig.

He did it AGAIN! Tits on a pig.

by Echo3Bravo December 4, 2011